bananonbinary:

seriously i wish people understood that queerbaiting has almost nothing to do with the actual content of a story. two men can gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes for 45 minutes straight and then at the end be like “oh yes my good pal friend no homo” and its still not anything more than homoerotic and kind of stupid writing.

queerbaiting is a marketing technique to get gay people to buy a ticket. it’s hemming and hawing whenever someone asks about subtext, giving long answers that don’t mean anything to sort of imply “maybe you just need to wait and find out. ;)” it’s interviews where the actors talk about how much they love that particular relationship, and they think they will ~surprise~ you with how it turns out. it’s every single trailer showing these two people almost kissing, even as the creators talk about how offended they are that anyone would think it’s gay.  it’s disney’s 65th First Gay Character that they sort of imply might actually be a main character this time but is yet another nameless asshole. it’s evil, because it’s completely deliberately misrepresenting the actual media just to make a buck.

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@JaneFriedman As a member of the Authors Guild, we can advocate on your behalf and are reaching out to senior management immediately to let them know that these works are an attempt to trade off your brand and must be removed as infringements of the Lanham Act.  — The Authors Guild (@AuthorsGuild) August 7, 2023ALT
As of this morning, the books appear to have been removed from Amazon. How long until it happens again? What about authors who don't have the ability to raise a big red flag like I do? https://t.co/jcDBFhWPNM  — Jane Friedman (@JaneFriedman) August 8, 2023ALT

Update.

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kermitspussy:

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Taco Bell got sued for false advertising re the amount of beef in its crunchwraps yesterday

Flat fuck Friday Tuesday

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charlesoberonn:

Still feels weird that the same band made “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”

It’s like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it’s from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That’s the Offspring.

He also has a good hot sauce called Gringo Bandito

blatantescapism:

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marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

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cowboycunt:

wait are y’all an ocean guy, lake guy, or river guy. i am a river guy tbh

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isawiitch:

ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize

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article here

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When it rains the white petals of Diphylleia Grayi also known as skeleton flowers, turn crystal clear.

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southcarolinagoddess:

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Since it’s watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

i have been given nothing but shiny elongated watermelons with small webbings and white spots. and they make me wanna kill myself

My grandfather used to tell me the best watermelons are the ones you steal from the back of a truck so I guess we all learned some watermelon knowledge from our grandfathers

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